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Gallery Of Sin
Nick East and Raveness are erotic artists who don't like each other very much. They are hired by a wealthy client to re-create some great works of art in their special way. This is the plot vehicle which will allow us into the dark, moody sex scenes. Raveness tackles the first piece, a vampire legend starring Mike Horner and Inari Vachs as a pair of horny blood suckers. (No, they're vampires, not lawyers.) Inari is bored with drinking blood and seems ready to quit. That's OK, it looks like she prefers sucking cock to necks anyway. Very nice blowjob here, with a minimal amount of excess drool. Now, am I the only one who finds the use of condoms by vampires funny? They drink blood, but they're worried about HIV? Aren't they already dead? And aren't they immortal? Anyway Horner pus a pretty fair fuck into Inari, keeping mostly to missionary before dropping his load on her belly. Their post fuck dialog leads to the reason he drove a stake through her heart, but you're going to have to watch for yourself if you want to know the reasons. Nick needs to top that one, so he takes on the kidnapping of Helen of Troy. In Nick's version, Helen (Nina) goes to Hell where Dave Hardman and Lola play devilish tormentors. Nina struggles a bit with English, but is quite at home with a cock in her mouth. This blonde Euro-babe is pretty good looking, but Lola steals the scene with her intense sexual heat. Hey look, in Hell, they have sex toys that don't melt in the internal fires. Dave's pitchfork is equipped with a fake cock that fucks Nina until she needs the real thing. Before she finally gets fucked, Nina has to tongue fuck Lola's pretty pussy and that makes for a fine looking little prelude. Lola gets busy on Dave's cock, sucking it to the root over and over with no problem at all. Wow, they wear condoms in Hell too. While Nina gets fucked by Dave, Lola is still stealing the show, blasting her pussy with a fat dildo. Her pussy is too much for Dave to pass up and we get a great shot...

£12.50

Monkey Spanker
A brand new male vibrator. This deceptively simple device will have you spanking your monkey and spilling your honey in no time. The Monkey Spanker creates a soft but firm vibrating tube around your cock, designed to feel just like the real thing and will give you a powerful, shuddering orgasm....

£19.75

Riesen Busen 1956-1968
Our black and white DVDs have proved so successful that I have found another one for our Christmas catalogue, and what better way to go then with a DVD based on huge tits. There is always something erotic about black and white films, I think its because we forget that what we do now they did then! And this film proves that, there are some great close ups of hairy juicy bushes and some real gash finger fucking, but the main emphasis is put on those huge hanging tits. Blow jobs are real and full as the black and white accentuate the cum shots. This is another one of those pre colour adventures when bedroom doors were kept closed except our ones!!...

£20.00

Um 1930 Einmalig
Oftly Goldwin presents UM 1930 another brilliant black and white film, starting with a slideshow of beautiful naked, hairy twatted ladies from 1930. We start off at a photo shoot; a stunning brunette in black lace is getting naked for the camera with massive tits she smiles and laughs as the photographer sucks and bites on her nipples before pulling down her underwear to kiss, lick and touch her hairy twat. She then tugs and sucks on his cock making it grow in size and hardness before she sits on top of his face for a deep-filled pussy munch and sixty-nine position. She spreads her legs ready, wet and waiting for him to enter. He pushes himself deep inside her before pulling out for another blow job, with plenty more pussy pumping this pair show you what sex was really like back in the 1930s!! Two beautiful naked ladies laying in bed fingering and munching on each others hairy muffs, fucking each other with a dildo until a naked man comes along for a messy three-way with blow jobs, pussy eating and fucking. The film continues with a young horny girl trying to wake her man up by tugging and sucking him while hes asleep, another man comes to service her licking deep into her snatch, she wriggles around the bed in pleasure causing her man to awake and give us another three-way, with plenty of double dick sucking and fucking for all. This must be just about the only thing the thirties are remembered for and well worth remembering!!...

£20.00

Please Make Me Lesbian 2
It’s not often the sequel surpasses the original but Please Make Me Lesbian 2 is without question, the best all girl film of the year. It is simply an amazing, tittilating, erotic sapphic masterpiece that not only offers viewers plenty of hot sex and eye candy, but standout acting performances, perhaps the best acting in any adult film this year. Aiden and Taylor are two young girls who are discussing Zoe’s recent purchases at a toy store. When the two discover the toy’s hiding place, they begin admiring the strap-on before Aiden puts it on over her jean shorts. Taylor is amused by it then agrees to have Aiden give her a massage with the oil they found along with the rest of the toy stash. Taylor removes her top and Aiden begins rubbing Taylor down, then turning her over and gets turned on looking at Taylor’s small, perky tits. Aiden puts down the oil so she and Taylore can get down. Aiden then removes her clothes while Taylor rubs herself. They then start to kiss and rub each other’s pussies. The two then perform a variety of lesbian manuevers on each other, and take advantage of using every inch of the bed to totally ravage each other. The two sweet young things show excellent chemistry towards each other, while also keeping the sizzle levels rising before heading into the final scene. Films just don’t get much better, and if it ain’t perfect Please Make Me Lesbian 2 comes just about close to it as possible!...

£22.00